THE GOOD OLD CHICK RATING SYSTEM
Grade One
Dead set walking bus. She will be obese beyond vulgarity and will have no facial skin visible. Any man even considering scoring this type of chick must be carstrated
Grade Two
Whoa mama. Look out you better walk down the road. This girl will be propping the whole scrum. Even though she may have a nice personality, you'll need more than flour to roll this girl off your arm. Best considered scoring if you have a HT licence.
Grade Three
Damn girl take a look in the mirror. Will be nicely built and pleasing to the eye from the neck down. But wait till you look upstairs. Her teeth will be all colours, she may have a moustache and will most probably have sideburns. Only score after 7-8 jugs and all you can look at are her tits.
Grade Four
The Transformer. These chicks always look good viewed from the edge of a beer glass. They are pretty easy to score but watch out when the lights come on. May have a black forest growing between there legs, or enough Kleenex in their bra to sop up the Pacific. These chicks prey on drunken bums and ruin there perspective on women forever. Don't touch unless you have a cheesy knob which a flannel can't clean.
Grade Five
Average plain Jane. Nicely rounded lady in dire need of a makeover. Will probably wear knitted cardigans from here grandma and will live at home till shes 40. Will probably be a virgin and won't give blow-jobs. If you want this, you'll be in for the long-haul.
Grade Six
Bit podgy round the edges but rather cute. However not cute enough to show around the boys. Most likely to pick up in a bar at 6am when all of the fine specimens are taken. Will probably turn out to be a domineering hag but we take our chances.
Grade Seven
Alluring but not perfect. Has a sense about her that says take me. Type of girl you'll go for after a couple of looseners up. Has a nice firm body but may be a bit tall or a bit short depending on your ideals. Still you see her as an asset and the boys are a bit curious to find out how she tastes.
Grade Eight
The Man-Eater. The type of chick that knows what she wants. Will pick you up before you've ordered your first drink. Not always perfect looking but value for money she is. Will shag the bollocks off you and still be wanting more. Will give a blow-job if you're too tired and may invite groups of her firends over for bonding sessions. All in all the perfect chick to have ready on speed-dial when the rocket wants some blast-off.
Grade Nine
Mmm Mmm. Perfect build , nice tits, nice ass, god damn getting hard just thinking about it. This chick will have you mortgaging your house just to impress her. Once you soil a girl like this you just can't give it back. You see her as a trophy and use her beauty to torture fellow man. You will be the king of the world when you're with her but will most likely fall into deep depression when she gives you the flick.
Grade Ten
It can't possibly exist. Athletically built, all the attributes plus more. Will like sport, beer, cleaning, is a nympho and is faithful. This type of girl will knock back every guy until she has found the right one. A word of warning, any guy reading ths web page will probably miss out on finding one of these.